(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
Introducing the opening show!
The most popular internet show! Feats of strength!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
Alright.
We are not here to sell things.
We have fine dust masks for sale!
Try one on!
Sheesh...
Hey. What are you doing?
You fool!
There's a second layer of protection.
Alright.
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
This balloon will be popped with a playing card.
Impressive, Chilsip!
Gupal will do it!
- What? / - Huh?
Chilsip, I can't do it.
Sheesh...
Do you want to pop the balloon
or should I pop the question?
Then I'll do it.
Alright, alright.
I did it!
Wow, Gupal did it!
Alright...
He'll use a smaller playing card this time.
Are you insane, Chilsip? I can't do it!
Gosh...
Reporter Kim? I know of a celebrity couple...
I'll do it even if it costs me my life.
Alright, alright...
Gupal did it!
The next performance is...
Life starts at 100,
it's the 100-year-old Men!
Okay, okay.
- Let's get it! / - Okay.
The Gag Times.
Is that a back-scratcher?
It's a selfie-stick.
Jump rope.
1, 2, 3, 4.
- There. / - Nice one.
- Nice. / - Nice.
This has been the 100-year-old Men.
- Alright, you all can go now. / - Nice job.
Nice job.
Great.
Please leave!
- Yeah, yeah... / - Okay.
Alright.
Introducing...
Introducing the next show!
We have some amazing guys on our show!
The Three Fat Tenors!
♪ The three of us ♪
♪ Can't take the same elevator ♪
♪ I waited a while for it to cook ♪
♪ I couldn't take it, so I ate uncooked rice ♪
Uncooked rice...
But still... ♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ I came like the wind ♪
♪ And ate 20 servings and I left ♪
I'm comedian class 20.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ My blood sugar has dropped ♪
♪ Time to recharge my blood sugar ♪
What the...
♪ Buy one, get one free ♪
♪ Is too much food ♪
♪ I'm full ♪
♪ I'm a picky eater ♪
♪ I'm full, I'm a picky eater, I can't have anymore ♪
♪ The girl that works at the cigarette shop ♪
♪ Weighs more than I do ♪
How much do you weigh?
42kg.
- For real? / - Yeah...
♪ I'm full ♪
♪ Make sounds with my ribs together ♪
That hurt.
- You okay? / - Yeah...
♪ I'm a picky eater ♪
♪ I looked at a photo ♪
♪ And tried to tear... ♪
♪ I couldn't tear it, so I decided to see her again ♪
- Nice. / - Congrats.
We're back together again.
♪ I'm full ♪
♪ I'm a picky eater ♪
♪ I'm full, I'm a picky eater, I can't have anymore ♪
♪ Do you remember? ♪
♪ The day we went to the movie theater ♪
♪ I ordered way too much popcorn by mistake ♪
♪ I couldn't finish it and left the rest ♪
♪ If you have leftovers, I'd love that ♪
♪ We'll eat them for you ♪
- No sweat. / - Move it.
What the...
(Crazy Convenience Store)
I hope I don't get any crazy customers today.
Let's do a good job!
Honey, should we get some ice cream?
They have a buy 2, get 1 free deal.
Buy 2, get 1 free?
Who's the other one for?
Huh?
What do you mean?
Did you meet a different girl?
Who is it for?
What are you talking about?
Let's just buy two then.
Forget it! Take it to your other girl!
Fine, you can think whatever you want.
I'm getting the buy 2, get 1 free deal!
You jerk!
1 and 2. And...
This is for you!
(I love you)
When did you put that in there?
- Honey! / - You fool.
Don't eat this. Cherish it.
You're my ice princess!
♪ Let it go ♪
- ♪ Let it go ♪ / - You have to pay for those!
Excuse me! Stop that!
- Stop it? / - Yes!
Freeze!
Freeze?
I'll unfreeze you...
With my lips!
Why would you use your lips?
You can't do this in here!
Do that outside. Get out.
Gosh, what a day...
Come on, guys!
- Did you all pick one? / - Okay!
Alright! Let's pay for these!
Here I go!
Yeongmi! Yeongmi!
- Yeongmi! / - Nice!
- We'll take this. / - Sure...
Who's paying?
- Who has their wallet? / - Yeongmi!
- Yeongmi! / - Yeongmi!
Hey, Yeongmi isn't here.
- Let's come back with Yeongmi! / - Okay!
- What about this? / - Yeongmi!
- You have to put this back! / - Yeongmi!
- Yeongmi! Yeongmi! / - Yeongmi... Put this...
Yeongmi!
Wow, this day isn't going so well.
- Please ring these up. / - Sure.
- Let me ring up this coffee. / - Okay.
- Hold it. / - What?
- It says grande here. / - Right.
- So what? / - What?
What comes after grande?
- No, no... / - This is frustrating!
It's not like that. Grande means it comes with a lot.
- Oh, a sheep? / - Yes...
How was my impression?
Not that great.
Please ring this up.
Sure.
- A caffe mocha... / - Hold it.
- What? / - What was that?
A caffe mocha.
- A caffe mocha? / - Yes.
- That's right! I can't go to cafes! / - No!
- I can't afford it! That's why I came here! / - No...
If I win the lottery and get my own cafe,
you're not allowed in, got that?
What are you talking about?
I feel like I can't buy a lottery ticket if I buy this,
so I'm not buying this.
You're not? Alright then.
- Then let me ring up this egg roll. / - Okay.
- Hold it. / - What?
Is this egg roll really rolled up?
Of course.
I can't tell.
Can I bring this to Shin-chan to see
if this makes him jealous?
Why Shin-chan?
He can't roll,
so wouldn't he be jealous of this egg roll?
What are you talking about?
Oh, Shin-chan might ask me
to buy him Action Mask.
I'm broke.
Please ring this up.
Sure.
- Hold it. / - What?
- It says "katsuobushi" here. / - Yes.
- What's wrong with this? / - What?
- It tastes spoiled? / - No!
- Why are you selling spoiled food? / - No!
I'm not buying this!
Fine then. Please just leave.
♪ There's a chicken in the chicken coop ♪
It's a chicken...
Man, what a day.
- Please ring up this canned food. / - Sure.
Here you go.
How do I open this?
Here. Just like that.
Can you open another one for me?
Sure.
Geez!
Excuse me! What are you doing?
Geez! You said you could open one!
I can't open an oil barrel!
You're so petty!
Geez! Everyone here is crazy!
(Hello)
I picked this up on the way here.
Hello, I'm a junk shop owner.
♪ Don't say anything and just pick up the phone ♪
♪ Why aren't you picking up my calls? ♪
Hello, I'm voice phishing.
Do you want to get dinner with me or kiss me?
Do you want to get dinner with me or die together?
Hello, I hate eating alone.
♪ Where do I go, mister? ♪
Hello, I have no sense of direction.
Sir, I'm begging you!
Please give me some more time!
Hello, I have one minute left at karaoke.
♪ It's a total mess and utter chaos ♪
Hello, that's my life.
So tiring...
I can't run anymore.
Taxi!
Hello, I'm a marathoner.
Hello, I'm getting my x-ray taken.
Name.
Age.
You'd better answer properly!
Hello, I'm hitting on girls.
♪ You're happy to see each other so, kiss, kiss, kiss ♪
♪ Goodbye, I'll see you again, kiss, kiss, kiss ♪
Hello, I have a dirty mind.
3, 2, 1...
♪ Open the window ♪
They lost their house key.
- Sorry, mom! / - It's me. Junseok.
- I'm so sorry. / - It's me.
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick...
I'll show you a simple one.
I have a some water here.
This is water.
I'll cast a spell on this water.
Abra... Abra...
Abra...
Cadabra!
Cold!
It's ice.
Amazing, right?
Oh, come on!
That was rigged!
You can't see it when your hand goes in.
That's so obvious! They always act so cool!
Come on up.
I'm right...
Why do you show up here every week?
We'll have this audience member
put his hand inside the water.
This will be more amazing than the ice trick.
Alright, put your hand in.
Say the magic word.
- Abracadabra. / - Yeah, yeah.
It's not working with one hand.
Focus and put both hands in.
Focus.
- Focus... / - Abra...
- Abra... / - Cadabra.
- Abra... / - I don't see anything in there.
Why isn't it working?
- This is... / - No, no, no.
- Focus. / - It's not working.
Focus, focus.
Abra...
Abracadabra.
- I guess it doesn't work. / - Oh...
It doesn't work.
- It's not working. / - Sheesh...
I knew it!
He's always...
- Sorry. / - Telling lies.
- Applause! / - Applause!
Sheesh...
They didn't fool me.
It's time for the highlight of our show.
We'll bring in Magician Yun Seunghyeon
and two pretty magicians to help us.
Let me correct myself.
Introducing Magician Yun Seunghyeon
and two female magicians.
The two female magicians...
There's a box behind us.
Please get inside the box.
Careful...
Get in there and sit down.
Now...
We'll lift up the box inside.
Go up. Abracadabra.
Higher, higher. Keep going.
Keep going.
Okay, that's it.
Alright...
We'll put Magician Lee Seongdong inside this box.
Go inside.
As you can see,
there's nothing in the box.
Don't be nervous.
Yeah, yeah. Lie down.
Now.
Alright, you see him.
- Let me close these... / - Boss! Boss!
It's alright.
Now we'll drop the box above.
Box, come down.
Abracadabra.
Boss, is this really okay?
It's fine.
- Don't be nervous. / - Boss...
Boss...
Stop.
Let's open these doors.
Magician Lee Seongdong disappeared.
Close those again.
Let's bring back Magician Lee Seongdong.
Raise the inner box again.
Abracadabra.
Lift it up high.
I sure hope Magician Lee Seongdong is fine.
Stop.
Magician Lee Seongdong, come out.
Abracadabra.
Amazing, right?
Amazing, right? Applause!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is a backpack.
We've brought in the developer, CEO Yoo Minsang.
Hello. A convenient backpack!
That's right, people.
Yoo Minsang's backpack can be used
for shopping, traveling or as a briefcase.
- All-round. / - Still don't get it?
Let us show you.
Our bag is a great product.
It does it all.
Yes...
This is it, people.
- See that? / - Yes...
For shopping, traveling...
- Or as a briefcase. It can do it all. / - Right...
I feel like you might fly away.
It's a great product.
You look homeless.
What are you talking about? It's a great product.
- Yes, it's great. / - Right?
And fashionistas like to get unique backpacks.
Right.
That's why we prepared a very special bag.
That's right!
This is it, people.
- Ta-da. / - Here.
Yoo Minsang bag.
- It has my face on it. / - That's right.
- Let me try unzipping this. / - Yes.
So much can fit inside.
People...
Look at this book.
The book fits right in.
- And that's not all. / - Yes.
A lot of you have tablet PCs.
It fits right in.
- Easy fit. / - It fits well.
- Great. / - It goes right in.
Don't be surprised, people.
Look at this...
Even this mop will fit.
- Hold on. A mop will fit? / - If you look...
Watch this.
Gosh, I feel like puking.
It fits right in.
I suddenly feel disgusted.
Both the person and the bag...
- Can fit a lot inside. / - Yes...
Don't say things like that!
Let us tell you more about the product.
Sometimes, a backpack can get in the way
when you're on a packed bus or train.
- Right. / - But with Yoo Minsang's backpack...
- It won't be like that at all. / - Right.
Let me show you.
You have the bag on and you get on the subway.
It's crowded.
Your bag bumps into people.
But don't worry. It's very simple.
You just take it off and...
It sticks on the ceiling.
It's a great product.
It reminds me of a toilet, but not bad.
It does smell a bit, which is unfortunate.
- It seems very smelly. / - Right.
And for men...
Sometimes, we carry around a tablet PC,
books and luggage.
You feel like your shoulders are going to break.
- It's so heavy. / - That's why we prepared...
A backpack that won't give you sore shoulders.
- Right. / - Let's bring in our model.
Come on out!
This product...
The straps...
Go like that...
He looks so confident.
His shoulders don't look sore,
but I think someone will report him to the police.
We should call the police now.
That's what our CEO loves.
What are you talking about?
And for everyone that buys our product today,
we'll throw in a fanny pack.
It's a great product.
Fanny packs are in these days.
This is it, people.
- Take a look. / - Everyone wears one.
This is the product, people.
- It's a fanny pack. / - Hold on...
A fanny pack...
That looks like belly fat.
I don't think anyone would want to touch that.
You're wearing a fanny pack too, I see.
I'm not wearing one.
- Are you sure? / - I'm not wearing one.
- Even with all this? / - Would you stop it?
Let's bring in a consumer
and hear his review.
Come on out!
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol.
I'm 34 years old and I live in Dangsan.
Do you know
what's good about Yoo Minsang's backpack?
I'm not sure, so I'm asking.
What?
People...
Yoo Minsang's backpack is different from other bags.
It smells like flowers.
What a useless function.
What? Hey!
I packed my stuff in Yoo Minsang's backpack
to go on a trip.
It's pretty useless.
What are you doing?
- And... / - Stop it!
You're going to say something silly again!
Don't play the music for him!
What the...
Was that a remix?
They prepared that.
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
Does your head hurt?
Do you have a fever?
Why are you sick? It's breaking my heart.
When you're sick...
Yoo Minsang's backpack.
Are you supposed to be IU?
Are you insane?
He's totally lost it.
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's pork ribs.
It's a backpack!
(Sky Cancel)
Please play Tchaikovsky in the background.
And make the lights a bit brighter.
And raise the temperature by 2 degrees.
Sure. What should we serve for dessert?
We have French blueberries,
an Italian caviar dish
and Greek Madeleine biscuits.
How about the silkworm from Gwangjang Market?
I didn't think it would suit this event.
Have it ready with plenty of toothpicks.
- But at this event... / - Bring it.
Madam, but still...
Why you...
I'll tear your mouth open.
I'll go to Gwangjang Market now.
Hello?
Hi, honey.
Please hurry.
And make sure to dress nice.
Bongseon!
Oh, hey.
My gosh! My gosh!
It's so nice here!
You have a great eye for things.
You're my role model.
Yeseo got the best grades in school.
I'm sure you have no worries.
Are you going to give our Suhan some tips?
Of course.
- Nice! / - Congratulations, Yeseo's mom.
I came straight from work, so didn't get to change.
- Suhan's dad. / - Yes.
You went to the U.S. recently.
I bought a gift while I was there.
My gosh!
Acupressure slippers.
You have back acne.
I was going to get a back-scratcher,
but this is what my husband picked.
I have a lot of calluses on my feet.
Most slippers didn't work on me.
But I think this can put pressure on my bladder.
No more residual urine.
That's great!
- Try them on... / - Okay.
- Ow, my back. / - My gosh...
- My back... / - Are you okay?
Geez! Why is your back always getting sore?
- It really hurts. / - Geez!
Careful, dear...
Come here.
Gosh.
Welcome.
Congratulations.
And you are...
I'm Yun Sea, mother of twins.
Yes, welcome.
Congratulations.
I heard Yeseo made the honor roll.
She'll become a great rival to our twins.
I don't think so, dear.
Happiness isn't about your grades.
I want our kids to find happiness quickly.
Like me.
I'm so happy.
See that, Bongseon?
Did you see her eat using her kids as an excuse?
That's an illness!
Yeseo's father is running late.
Inviting all these guests and being late...
I think that's the wrong attitude.
Why is there a party?
What's the big deal? Why do all this?
You always take it too far!
What's with this outfit?
Take that jacket off.
Don't make it a big deal.
Is our kid getting the best grades such a big deal?
Why do we have to brag about this?
(Congrats, Yeseo)
Why did you put up this banner?
Take this down!
(Song Jungeun's kid, Yeseo, got the best grades)
Stop making it such a big deal!
Great. We need to have dancing at a time like this.
Dear, that's not right.
Congratulations, Jungeun.
Aren't you on duty today?
I had to come to Yeseo's party.
Ow, my back...
Do you have a bad back?
Let's set a date for surgery.
Oh, no, no.
What? You have so many white hairs.
Let's set a date for surgery.
Gosh! No...
Get the surgery.
This guy can't operate at all.
Say what I say.
- Song Jungeun... / - Song Jungeun...
- Is the god... / - Is the god...
Of white hair removal surgery.
So get the surgery!
I'm scared.
Suhan's dad...
I didn't want to be crude and mention this...
It might take your forever to get into Line...
But it only takes a moment to slip up.
Like a speck of dust.
Why does your breath smell so bad?
Let's set a date for surgery.
We need dancing at a time like this!
Dear, not now...
Oh, yes.
We need a literature debate at a time like this.
Professor, the book was too difficult.
How was it hard?
You have to read this one.
"Who Moved my Piles?"
Professor.
I learned from the book that
piles are contagious.
"Who Moved my Piles?"
That's not right.
It's probably cheese and not piles.
Can I take this cheese?
My gosh... My goodness!
This plate is so pretty!
Bongseon, did your mother send you this?
Mother?
Bongseon's father
manages a bank in France.
That's why her mother sends plates from France.
Sora...
That's $10,000.
It's worth $10,000! Oh, baby!
Stop making such a big deal!
Who cares about a plate?
Stop trying to show off!
So a $10,000 plate doesn't shatter.
It was worth the money.
Jungeun, this plate is that expensive?
Wow... I had no idea.
You didn't know?
What's wrong with your eyes?
Let's set a date for surgery.
I'm scared!
You need surgery.
Who is it?
Teacher...
Bongseon, who is that?
I'm a stylist.
A water purifier stylist.
Mr. Jo.
Teacher...
Our water purifier at home...
The water tastes fishy.
Ma'am.
You have to believe in me.
Well... I do...
But other people say it tastes fishy too...
Other people aren't important.
- That's true, but... / - Ma'am.
Do you wish to change companies?
Send me your bank account number.
I'll give you a refund.
Mr. Jo, take the water.
Teacher!
Teacher, please don't.
Please! Please let us drink that!
Ma'am.
Does that mean you'll trust in me
and you're willing to drink the water
even if it has impurities?
I asked if you were willing,
ma'am.
I am.
Mr. Jo, put the water down.
Ma'am...
I'll get going now.
Yes, teacher...
My gosh!
Bongseon! Bongseon!
Are you okay?
- At a time like this, we need dancing! / - What?
Cue the music!
(By Gag Concert)
(Random Video Calls)
What the...
Why is everyone so busy?
There's nobody to hang out with.
I'm bored. Is there a fun app?
What's this?
Everyone in the world in one place?
Random video chatting.
Hey, that sounds like fun.
Install.
Alright, log in.
(Random Video Chatting)
Name, Seo Taehun.
Country, South Korea.
Okay.
Okay, I get how it works.
Let's see if I get matched up with someone.
Does this work?
- Oh! Who's this? / - Hey, this works.
Hello.
- Hello. / - Hi.
I just installed this app a minute ago.
I also just installed this app.
You're the first person I was matched up with.
That's so interesting.
So, how old are you?
I was born in 1987.
Hey, me too!
- Really? / - We could be friends!
Of course.
We'll have some things in common.
We'll have lots of things in common.
Wow, I met a new friend.
Wow, what are the odds?
Hold it! Hey, buddy, hold on.
I think I saw something behind you...
Why... Why do you have those in your home?
Why don't you have those at home?
You shouldn't have those photos at home.
You have to have them.
You have to...
- Until we meet again. / - Until we meet again.
It really does connect to anyone in the world.
Alright.
Let's chat with someone else.
Wow! It's Park Chanho!
- The baseball player! / - Hello, I'm Park Chanho.
I'm a big fan!
I really like this app too.
- Me too! / - Let me tell you...
- How I started using this app. / - Yes.
When I was in LA,
I really missed Korea
and this app helped me...
- Overcome those difficulties. / - Yes...
- That reminds me of another story. / - I didn't ask.
When I was in LA,
I really missed Korean people.
I wanted to see them.
And the best way to meet Koreans...
- Was through this app. / - Excuse me...
I think I have to use the bathroom now.
That reminds me of a different story.
When I was in LA,
I really missed the Korean squatting toilets...
- Can you stop missing things? / - So...
Yes, I'll let you go now.
That reminds me of a different story.
When I was in LA...
- I got a standing flight ticket... / - No!
- Sorry! That's not what I meant! / - My legs got sore.
Why does he talk so much? Sheesh...
Someone else.
What the... Did my phone turn off?
What the...
That reminds me of a different story.
- Why is it him again? / - When I was in LA...
No! I'm sorry!
Why was it the same guy again?
Man, I want to talk to a girl.
Why do I keep getting guys?
Someone else.
Dang, it's a guy.
I don't want you either.
What the... Someone else.
- Dang, it's a guy. / - Man...
Come on.
Someone else.
Dang, I keep getting guys...
What the... Another guy! Darn!
I'm sorry, sir.
Even the elderly use this app.
Oh, there are keywords.
Okay... Female.
I like a cat-like style.
Show me a girl.
Is it not working?
- Oh! She's pretty! / - Hello.
Hello. You're very pretty.
Thank you.
Can you tell me about yourself?
Oh, sure.
I live in Seoul and my name is Choi Huiryeong.
Can you tell me about yourself?
Yes, I also live in Seoul...
- What is it? / - My cell phone!
Oh, be careful.
What the... What is this?
My phone fell.
What is this?
Fishnet stockings?
Hold on... What was that?
- I dropped my cell phone. / - Yes, I see...
- Why is it so cold? / - Because it's winter.
- Oh, my window was open. / - Yes...
Whoa! What the...
What is this? Hold on!
- My phone... / - It's cold, so let me shut the window.
She has more muscles on her back than I do.
- Why did this window open? / - This is weird...
Excuse me. I'm sorry, but...
Is the lighting making you look different?
What are you talking about?
I look exactly the same with the light off.
Really?
Don't I look exactly the same?
- Let me turn the light back on. / - Yes, please hurry!
How's that? Don't I look pretty?
It's the lighting!
That's not true. Watch.
What the...
See? I look the same.
- Yes, you do. / - How is this different?
- You look the same. / - Hey, what's your address?
- No, I'm sorry. / - Get over here.
I'm sorry, mister! I mean... Miss... What the...
So scary.
Let me try just one more time.
Oh! How cute! A cute cat!
I want a cat too...
I love cats.
That reminds of a different story.
When I was in LA, my hometown...
Hometown and cat are different!
Gosh, what's wrong with this app?
(Let's Do This)
- Chief Lee. / - Yes.
How's the commercial for our Fiery Red Ginseng?
Manager Jeong has it ready.
- Let's go see it! / - Hurry.
Hello, Mr. Advertiser!
I worked very hard on the Fiery Red Ginseng...
You talk too much!
I feel like punching you!
- Let's see it. / - Yes, let's see it.
Grandma! I don't want to go to school!
Gosh, why are you so weak?
This Fiery Red Ginseng gives you energy.
- Here. / - Fine...
Ah...
Huh?
Let's go to school! Fiery Red Ginseng!
How was that?
What was that?
How can an old woman get so strong?
That made no sense.
Forget about that commercial.
Make people like our Fiery Red Ginseng.
- A commercial that people will like? / - Yes!
I can do that. Let's watch it now.
How frustrating...
Sangeun, now that you had Fiery Red Ginseng...
- Let's get you to school. / - Okay!
My gosh... What the... Hold on.
- My arm! / - What happened to his arm?
This makes no sense.
What's taking you so long?
You can't help falling for Fiery Red Ginseng!
Who would buy our red ginseng
if it makes your arm like that?
Did you ever think about that?
Change it up again.
And get me an A-lister model.
Got that?
- I have an A-lister model. / - Great!
Let's watch it now.
Hello.
I'm Lee Hwijae.
(TV personality, Lee Hwijae)
My family really enjoys Fiery Red Ginseng.
It made my kids grow really big.
Seoeon, Seojun! Come on out!
- Dad! / - Dad!
Dad!
For growing kids! Fiery Red Ginseng!
Where was Seoeon and Seojun?
Why did we get the Gag Concert twins?
What kind of commercial was that?
And it didn't mention the benefits of red ginseng.
Make one that tells you the benefits of red ginseng!
- Oh, the benefits of red ginseng? / - Yes!
I can do that. Let's watch now.
Goose.
G... This is so tiring!
You're tired?
Then have some Fiery Red Ginseng!
Huh? Fiery Red Ginseng?
I feel so energized!
Greasy!
Fiery Red Ginseng will energize you!
They could play that game for 1,000 years
if they keep using the same words.
I can't contain my anger.
Hey, lower the curtain.
Lower it!
Slope.
Is it me again?
I... I don't remember!
I guess it's over now!
They really did play for 1,000 years. So frustrating.
Hey, give it some thought first.
Nobody plays that word-linking game anymore!
More? Sunset!
Set... I can't think of one!
Why are you two playing the game? Stop it!
Magma!
- Magician! / - Quit your job.
- You're the worst! / - No. Quit for real.
- I'm sorry. / - Just quit.
This is your last chance.
Make the commercial funny and entertaining.
Make a commercial that makes people laugh!
- One that makes people laugh? / - Yes!
I can do that. Let's see it now.
The fastest in our gang...
- Yes, boss. / - What is it, boss?
They're very fast...
- Thank you, boss. / - Appreciate it, boss.
I have a funny story to tell...
- Really, boss? / - That's hilarious, boss!
I have a sad story...
- That's so sad! / - I haven't told it yet!
What are you doing?
These days, I'm feeling a bit weak...
- So I took red... / - Here's red ginseng, boss!
Here you go, boss.
I have red ginseng.
- I have some here! / - Sorry, boss.
I feel so... Bitter.
So anyway, where's our elite gang member?
Where's Director Lee Hwijae?
I'm right here, boss.
Alright... Our gang member,
the unparalleled Director Lee Hwijae.
I believe that your era is coming soon, Hwijae.
No, boss.
Director Jun Hyunmoo is very popular.
I'm not doing my duty as a director.
So the unparalleled Director Lee Hwijae
isn't fulfilling his duties as a director
because of Director Jun Hyunmoo.
I got over all my bad fortune.
From old man to a brilliant mind and prodigy.
I'm working very hard to overcome everything
even in my absence.
So the unparalleled Director Lee Hwijae
isn't fulfilling his duties as a director
because of Director Jun Hyunmoo.
And you got over...
- And you got over... / - All my bad fortune.
All your... All your bad fortune.
From old man to... I'm sorry.
Now what?
Should I just run away?
No, but people love Gag Concert.
I have to hear it again!
- Junho! / - Yes?
- Let's do this! / - Let's do this!
Let's do this!
We're going to let these pop.
Together with Hwijae... On Gag Concert...
You promised we wouldn't do this.
You said we wouldn't...
- Hey, hey, hey... / - We're on Gag Concert.
Let's let these pop, Hwijae!
What's wrong with yours? It's not getting bigger!
Why isn't yours getting bigger?
Why just mine? Why me?
Why just me?
You made them all laugh.
Fiery Red Ginseng!
This didn't work.
Alright! I've decided too!
Should we air this commercial?
I'm going to beat you two up!
You idiots!
(Love Brothers)
We dream of dating. I'm Seo Taehun...
And I'm Lee Sejin.
Forget about dating.
I dream of being single. I'm Yoo Minsang.
- Sounds like a nightmare. / - It is not!
What a nightmare.
I made my dream to get married into reality.
I'm Park Yeongjin.
I'm jealous.
Be honest.
You can't believe your own reality, right?
Be honest.
You can't believe this is your reality, right?
This is how a comedian's body should look!
- Don't be ridiculous! / - Go sit down.
- Have a seat. / - Geez...
People, if you listen to us,
anyone can date.
Men and women are very different.
You have to keep that in mind.
Men and women are very different
when they pick out a cafe.
When women pick out a cafe...
- It's "No." / - No?
No power outlets.
No window seats.
No WiFi.
No pretty lighting.
No bathroom inside.
No Einspanner Coffee.
No way I'm dealing with that employee.
They consider all these things before deciding.
Then how do men pick out a cafe?
- By seats. / - Seats?
Hey, I see some seats!
Let's sit down.
- All they need are seats. / - That's true.
Guys, if you want a girlfriend,
you have to know all this information on women.
How complicated.
Next is when a friend asks to borrow money.
Men and women react very differently.
First, when a girl's friend wants to borrow money...
You should've told me sooner!
Aren't we friends?
Why would you bring this up now?
They're very loyal and let their friends borrow money.
But... They will never let their friends
borrow their shoes or bags.
Isn't that strange?
How about for men?
When a friend asks to borrow money...
Hey, we aren't friends.
Why would you ask me that?
An absence of a question mark
will totally change the meaning.
But guys will even let you borrow their underwear.
Just not their money.
We'll let you borrow anything.
Hold on! That's ridiculous!
Guys don't do that.
Minsang, can I borrow some money?
We're not friends.
- Geez... / - You're a terrible person.
I'm not a person.
Then what are you? A pig?
- Just call me what you always call me! / - A pig.
People, don't worry about any of this stuff.
You can be happy all by yourself.
Let me tell you about
the things that will change in 2019.
You know a lot of single signs
will be changing in 2019, right?
It was on the 9 o'clock news recently.
On what channel?
Shut it! I'm trying to make a joke!
Don't ask me pointless questions!
That isn't important!
So, let me show you what signs will change.
This is the first sign.
You know this one, right?
This is the sign for the crosswalk,
but it'll change in 2019.
It'll change to singles crosswalk.
Just like the picture expresses.
Only one person can cross at a time.
If you get caught crossing while holding hands,
that's a fine.
You have to be careful on the singles crosswalks.
The next sign...
Yes, you've seen this before.
This is a sign for left or right turn.
But from now on...
It'll say, "Please split up."
Couples need to split up to take these paths.
And stop walking so close together
when the streets are so cramped!
Where are you going?
Give yourself some space!
Calm down...
Here are the next signs.
Don't lean and don't touch.
It's just like the signs say.
Couples shouldn't lean on each other
or touch each other.
Please stop doing that in public
with so many people around!
How embarrassing!
I see a few couples sitting close together even now!
- Calm down. / - You calm down.
Calm down. The next sign...
This one's important.
This sign says,
no cars with hazardous materials can pass.
But this sign will change.
From now on it means,
"Couples, don't get so hot in your car."
Something is burning up inside.
This is... You know!
I can't elaborate on this
as this show is for ages 15 and up.
But you know! Right?
This is a serious crime.
You can be fined up to $2,000
or be imprisoned for a year.
They all need to be thrown in prison!
Put them all in jail! Let's calm down now...
Finally, let me show you
the best sign for 2019.
This is it.
That's the exit sign.
That's right. An exit sign.
But not that kind of exit.
This guy is escaping the dark path of couples
and running to the light path of being single.
This will be the best sign
for single people in 2019.
Geez...
If you date someone, you'll end up ruined.
Singles public service announcement.
What are you talking about?
Stop being ridiculous! Go sit down!
That wasn't ridiculous!
Sheesh... So frustrating.
Happiness...
Comes after you get married.
Hello! I've been married for 2 years. I love my wife!
I'm Park Yeongjin.
My wife is still as refreshing as a lemon.
Lucky...
So sour!
- You don't look happy. / - That's a bad thing.
That's how happy I am.
Before I got married,
I used to like successful women.
But now I live with my pretty wife
that has a special skill.
When I ask my wife...
"Dear, where's my shirt?"
Then my wife says from all the way over there...
"It's in the third drawer!"
She's clairvoyant.
She can find things without even looking.
And whenever I make a mistake...
"Geez! I knew you'd do that."
She can see into the future.
She always says she knew I'd mess up,
but she never tells me before I do.
And my wife also says to me...
"Dear."
And all of a sudden, I'm doing the dishes.
And she also goes... "Dear."
All of a sudden, I'm taking out the trash.
This is psychokinesis.
Gosh! I think my wife really does
have powers like the X-Men.
When I tell my wife...
"Dear, I'm going out drinking with my friends..."
"Nope!"
"How about tomorrow?" "Nope!"
She says no to everything.
But I'm still so happy!
I have to get going to the department store.
Why?
My wife gets the same power
as Thanos at department stores.
Half of the money in my bank account disappears.
Oh, no!
Did you all see that? We're all actually...
- Very happy! / - Very happy!
(Sloppy Kung Fu)
Amongst the most fearsome martial artists,
there is a true master.
It's Sloppy Kung Fu!
Chapter 1.
Master!
Why did you hit us?
You two don't have what it takes to be martial artists.
A true martial artist
should always be alert
like you have eyes on the back of your head!
Ow...
You didn't block that.
But that came out of nowhere...
You're not blocking anything.
I don't have what it takes either.
I heard it somewhere. I heard it somewhere.
The next chapter.
Training!
- Suyeong. / - Yes, master.
It's time for strength training!
Yes, master!
- We'll run back and forth 50 times! / - Okay!
Ready! Start!
- Let's just stop here. / - Okay.
The next chapter.
Fire!
Fire! Fire!
What's going on?
Master, someone set our home on fire!
What are you doing? Move quickly!
Let's roast some sweet potatoes!
- Hurry! / - There you go!
The next chapter.
Mastery!
- Suyeong. / - Yes?
Do a hand-stand.
How do I do that?
Even you're too fat to do a hand-stand, master!
You fool!
Having a big gut doesn't make you a pig.
You become a true pig
only went you give up!
I don't want to be a pig!
Then watch this!
Wow!
You're amazing, master!
- You try it too! / - Yes!
Ow! Ow!
Earthquake!
Everyone, run for cover!
Watch out for this boulder!
The next chapter.
War!
Master Song!
- Suyeong! / - Yes, master.
This man is injured!
What happened?
The savages have invaded.
They're killing innocent people.
- Suyeong. / - Yes?
- Let's go defeat the savages together! / - Alright!
Master, what are you doing?
Kill them!
You scumbags!
I'll take you out with this bow!
Oh, no! I can't reach!
I can't reach the arrows!
The last chapter. Bonus footage.
Where's the money?
I'll never tell you!
Hey! It's stuck!
Help me.
Hey! Hey!
(Refreshing Statements)
So cold!
Did you turn the boiler off? Turn it back on.
You're cold because you're dressed like that.
It's not that cold in here.
The entire house is cold.
Just sit still and you won't feel cold.
Come on! I'm about to freeze to death!
People don't die that easily.
This woman...
Is not making sense your New Year's resolution?
What's wrong with you?
Is it so hard to turn the boiler on?
I'm about to die here.
Do you know how cold it is in here?
I thought the dining table was dusty,
but I turns out that it was frost.
I did my business in the bathroom
and my butt got stuck to the toilet seat.
See that? You can see my breath.
Is this "Frozen?"
Turn the boiler on before I turn into ice!
I should cover your mouth instead.
You're such a baby.
If the floor is cold, put on socks.
If the air is cold, wear a mask.
If your neck is cold, wear a scarf.
If your body is cold, put on more clothes.
Woman, did you throw out your brain
when you threw out the garbage this morning?
It's winter now. The subways, the buses
and all the building blast the heaters.
I've never even met those people,
yet they’ve given me so much warmth.
Do I have to be this cold in my own house?
Did an icicle fall on you?
Remember how much our heating bill was last month
when we blasted the heater?
I stepped out for a moment
and then you left without turning the boiler off.
It was so hot when I came home
that I had to walk like this.
I felt like I was in a desert.
All the plants in the living room withered.
They were all like this.
The fish tank water started boiling.
All our fish were almost cooked.
Are you trying to make everything in our home
dry out and die?
If you keep leaving the boiler on,
newlyweds might have their honeymoon here
because they think it's Southeast Asia!
Lady, you sound like Beethoven
playing a Korean zither.
It's never like this when I'm out,
but when I'm home my nose is runny and I cough.
I caught a cold!
I always have a cold because of you.
We have to use our boiler.
Trying to save on our heating bill
will only cost us more money.
Listen.
Let's say I catch a cold.
Our kid will probably catch it too.
Then if our kid goes to school and coughs,
the entire school would catch colds.
Then those kids would go home.
They'd infect everyone
and everyone would catch colds.
The moment you try to save on our heating bill,
the entire Korea will get sick.
If you don't turn on the boiler,
our country loses $2 billion.
A home should be warm.
It's warmer outside than it is in here.
Maybe I should throw you out
with the garbage next time.
If it's so warm outside, go live outside.
Why is it my fault that you caught a cold?
You're always out drinking.
That's why you catch colds.
You take your shirt off whenever you get drunk
and get in a fight. No wonder you catch colds.
And that's not all.
Why do you walk around here in your underwear?
Is that performance art?
Stop whining that you caught a cold because of me.
Try to dress warmly when you go out.
It's not even that cold right now.
Woman, do you not want to live
to see our kids go to college?
Why don't you buy me some clothes?
I've been wearing that paper-thin coat for 5 years.
I can't even tell if it's a coat or my own skin.
I'm outside all day freezing my butt off
in that thin coat,
so I'd like to be warm in my own house.
If you want to be warm at night,
just hold me tight in bed.
You give me the chills. You make me colder.
Shut your mouth and turn the boiler on!
What will you do with that money you save?
Just be quiet. You know nothing.
Did I say we'd go out to eat with that money?
We went out for beef.
Did I buy nice stuff with that money?
You bought a purse.
Did I use that money for skincare or my body?
You really should.
How dare you?
I ought to take you to Siberia and slap you silly!
You should go somewhere tropical and get slapped.
Do you really want to start with me?
- You'd better shut your mouth! / - You want a fight?
- Hit me! / - Mom!
Mom! I bought what you told me to.
What did your mother tell you to buy?
Your birthday present, dad.
It's your birthday tomorrow, dad.
This is from mom.
Let me see... You didn't have to...
A winter coat?
How did you afford this?
From saving on the heating bill!
Forget it. I'm wearing this.
Hey, let's share it. We can wear it together.
You're making me hot.
Let's not turn the boiler on.
Let's make it hot tonight.
Oh, stop it!
Just hold still, woman.
(Bongsunga School)
Hello! I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School.
I'm Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
Wow!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
Teacher, a foreigner friend came to visit me.
I'm not sure what to eat with him.
I want to get boiled meat...
Bulgogi...
- And marinated beef. / - Sounds good.
That's why I mixed those three things!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Boiled meat, bulgogi, marinated beef...
Bulgogi, boiled meat, marinated beef!
Hater!
Why are you standing so close? Hater!
Are you two a couple?
You two should break up. Hater!
I can't stand the sight of them!
Everyone! Hater!
Geez!
How annoying.
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
I want to go sea fishing.
Before I go,
I should take some worms...
- And a float fishing rod... / - Yeah.
I want to get some bites.
That's why I mixed those three together!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Worms, float fishing rod, bites...
Worms, float fishing rod, bites!
Lame loser.
Let me borrow 10 cents. I'm broke.
Thank you.
Lame loser.
Huh?
What? You want to break up?
Then give me back everything I bought you.
Lame loser!
This has been DJ Mix Sejin!
Alright, Mix Sejin.
Who wants to talk next?
Hello, teacher!
Hello, I'm Mr. Toto!
Alright, what brings you here, Mr. Toto?
- Who came up with this? / - What?
Who came up with colds?
What's wrong with colds?
I caught one again!
I'll get over this cold in no time.
I didn't get better for a month!
Vitamin C is good for a cold.
I ate a lemon.
I ate mandarins and oranges.
I got indigestion!
For a cold you need a shot of soju with chili flakes.
I feel energized!
I did 3 laps around the neighborhood.
I caught a fever too!
I, Kim Toto,
will not go to the hospital over this cold!
I should get a lot of sleep.
Huh? After a good night's sleep,
I feel so much better!
My nose is stuffy!
My cold went on for so long
that my girlfriend nursed me.
Then I got all better!
My girlfriend caught it from me!
I nursed her and then I caught a cold from her!
Who came up with colds?
Go sit down.
I'll be back again next time!
Alright, good job, Mr. Toto.
Who wants to talk next?
The king of revenge.
Who are you?
Hello.
If I'm ever wronged, I'll get them back tenfold.
I'm the king of revenge. I'm Oh Gihwan.
Who are you going to get revenge on?
- This frying pan. / - What?
I grilled a steak for my girlfriend's birthday.
Hey! It burned my meat!
I'll get revenge on this frying pan.
How though?
So... Let's see that face of yours.
Hot!
Are you feeling heated?
Then I'll cool you off!
What? "Tsk?"
How dare you get angry with me?
I wiped you down carefully with paper towels
in case the coating would peel!
That's it. Those good days are over now.
From now on... I'll wipe you down with this!
It's going to peel.
Say hello! It's steel wool!
Look at that.
Your coating peeled off.
I can see your skin.
You don't belong in a kitchen anymore.
Let's take you to the balcony!
Hold on... What's this?
You're perfect for a crock cover!
Look at you now!
Go sit down.
I always get my revenge.
Oh Gihwan, the king of revenge.
Next is the cool CD!
♪ If only... Could ♪
♪ See... Once ♪
♪ Even if... Everything ♪
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
I'm doing my interior today.
I'll totally have swag when I do my interior.
How are you going to do your interior?
First, I'll tell you what I have to buy.
I need some swag-sensor lights for the front door.
And a swag-candles.
Lastly, I need a swag-table for four.
Oh, right. The color of my table is black.
What? What color will the other stuff be?
Umm... A swag-refreshing color.
Swag-swag pink-swag.
I'll also shoot a commercial with this wallpaper?
What kind of commercial?
It'll be really pretty if you use my wallpaper.
I don't use just any glue for wallpapering.
Where's the glue?
Where is it?
I found it.
You are so beautiful.
♪ Put up wallpaper, everyone ♪
If you want to put up wallpaper with me,
follow, follow me.
Alright...
Who wants to talk next?
♪ Out of the way ♪
♪ The star of Bongsunga School is here ♪
Hello, I'm a comedian.
"Who wants to talk next?"
That's my line.
No need to try so hard.
So what if it's your line?
I showed up. That's what really matters.
Are the people here going to report me to the police
just because I stole your line?
- Nope! / - Nope!
You can use my lines, teacher.
- Oh, really? / - Yes.
Don't try so hard at life!
Hello, is this the police?
One of my lines were stolen.
- What are you doing? / - Just kidding.
Oh, right. I bought some coffee for you, teacher.
Oh, coffee. Thank you.
But there's no straw.
A straw? So what if you don't have a straw?
Just suck it up.
Do we have something?
We have a piece of paper.
You can suck it up with this.
With a piece of paper?
Do you know how bad plastic straws
are for the environment?
Just use a piece of paper.
- Just roll it up... / - That works?
Just put it in here.
- It works? / - See? It works.
Let's say you don't have paper.
- Then your hands are the straw. / - Your hands?
- Just go like this... / - That works?
I don't think it's working.
It works.
- It does. / - No need for a straw.
Is instant coffee going to turn into fancy
Arabian coffee just because we use a straw?
- Nope! / - Nope!
Is our laundry going to be whiter
just because we use a straw?
- Nope! / - Nope!
What does that mean?
I'm just saying whatever.
I'm just going with the flow.
You really aren't trying at all.
You all shouldn't try so hard at life!
Just like Koreans that always push a door
to open it even though it says pull.
Don't try so hard!
You can go now.
♪ Out of the way ♪
♪ The star of Bongsunga School is here ♪
I can't wait to see what he'll say today.
Come on out!
He looks just like him.
He's short though.
Alright!
Please introduce yourself.
Hello!
I make people echo!
I'm Freddie Echo!
Get out of the way if you see an ambulance!
Are you trying to do a public service announcement?
Alright!
A lot of people I know love saying, "Alright."
Everybody!
♪ The Freddie character is very popular ♪
♪ Everyone says, "Alright" now ♪
♪ Even the new drama "Sky Castle" ♪
♪ Copied me for their theme song ♪
Really?
Alright!
- That's forcing it. / - Alright!
Is that all you can say?
That's why today, I'll play "Bohemian Rhapsody"
on the guitar! I practiced for 2 months!
Really?
For real?
I heard you were good at playing the guitar.
Wow, really?
Hey...
(Guitarist Kim Dokyun)
Wow!
It's guitarist Kim Dokyun of BAEKDOOSAN!
Thank you!
♪ I want to break free ♪
Hold on.
Don't I get paid for being here?
- Payment? / - Yes.
I have it right here.
♪ Convenience store snacks ♪
- Alright! / - Alright!
Good job!
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
You'll just end up speaking English again.
- Never. / - Okay.
Today, I'll talk about the volleyball.
- Volleyball. / - Yes.
- First, there are volleyball players. / - Sure.
- And you need a volleyball. / - Of course.
And when a volleyball match starts...
You start with a parcel!
- This is... / - What?
Why is that a parcel?
Parcel! Parcel! You've never heard of that?
- You know the right word. / - I don't. Parcel...
- I think you know. / - I don't.
- Stop pretending. / - Please...
Say it.
What is it?
- Don't say it. / - No English, Seongwon!
Don't say it!
Don't, Seongwon!
Serve!
S-E-R-V-E! Serve!
The overhand volleyball serve.
The advanced legal table tennis serve.
Bushy eye-serves.
"All the Servers."
Serve-jikoji, Jeju-do.
Do you want to eat dinner with me or die?
So Ji-serve.
Hello? Oh, you're a screenwriter.
"2 Days and 1 Night?"
Who's that?
A serve-casting call.
What are you talking about? Class is over!
Until the entire world loves Gag Concert
and Hangeul... Bye-bye!